How Henry got fat
He didn't let himself go. He paid people to bring it to him.
01The YC Kid
Skinny, fresh haircut, ramen budget. Sleeps 4 hours. Looks great in a headshot.
02Builds Axiom
Every swap on Solana pays him a fee. He celebrates each one with a snack. There are a lot of swaps.
03Makes $1B
Stops counting calories. Starts counting commas. Fires his last vegetable.
04The Lifestyle
Wakes at noon. 14 pancakes. Desk to car to poker table. Private chef. Whole menu for dessert. 3am DoorDash.
05Poker Table Era
Chin in hand. Tenders on the felt. Shoves blind because he's too full to look at his cards.
06The Billionaire Bulk
+150 lbs. Doesn't fit in the Lambo. The chair has filed a complaint. He does not care. Neither should you.
